‘Twas the week before Christmas, when all through your workplace,
The festive stress is building, it’s the Christmas rat race!
That feeling of being, oh, so unprepared,
Realising that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
When the whole house is in a state of disorder,
You’ve got no time to place that Amazon order.
With presents to buy for cousins, kids and your friends;
Why not hire a VA? We’ll bring your stress to an end!
Missing the postal date; planning the office ball;
The busy town centres that drive you up the wall!
With us by your side, you won’t have to face that again;
It’s okay to outsource every now and then!
We’ll collect your tree; ensuring there’s presents below,
Sort your Christmas party, and help run the show.
Just like St Nick we’ll magically appear,
Except, minus the sleigh and all those reindeer.
All gifts smartly wrapped, drawn up with a bow,
The cake covered with icing as white as the snow.
It’s time to dream of when you can get merry,
Fetch the chocolates, and crack open the sherry!
We hope that this poem, has helped to explain
How this season we can erase your pain.
A great big thank you, for lending us your ear
“Merry Christmas to all, and a happy new year!”